Pets

Q: If Paki got a pet pup, what would it's name be?

A: Puppy Lahiri (highlight for the answer, as usual)

shreik

(Inspired by a Tantra T-shirt)
Q: What is another name for a laxative?
A: Download Accelerator

(Inspired by Shrek- The movie)
Q: If, inspired by rich snooty people like Dimple Kapadia, Shrek decides to start a candle making industry using earwax. What will his tagline be to appeal to his supplier base?
A: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lend me you ears ...

Vikings!!!

Which type of body armour did ancient Norwegians wear?

(Hint: They named their heaven after this!...)


Ans: Ass-guard :-/ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard)

Fattening Rich

Q. When u say bye to weight gained by jam, u become big industrialist. How?

A. Jam-Shed(ji) Ta-ta

Senti Stuff

Dear posters of this blog, I have known many of you and have also been a good friend. However, I have realized that I can never be a near one. For I am a fartoo.

Ravana problems

Q: Ravan is ashamed because he has done a lot of bad things. So he goes to Ram's house to apologise. Ram opens the door, but Ravan doesn't say anything.. why?
A: 'Kis mooh se sorry bolu?'

Banana reloaded

Q) If this world is a carnival for of women, why am I eating my heart when I am eating a banana?

A) Duniya Haseeno ka mela, mele main yeh dil a kela. You eat kela, you eat dil.

Mango season

We were influenced by this.

Shrini: why isnt manga coming :(

Shashi: manga mango
then it'll come
sorry
bad one

Shrini: mango to mango mango
man go to maaaango aam :D

Shashi: haq so mango
inzamam acha aadmi hain
:D

Shrini: mango to mango mango
inzamaam aam aadmi hai

Shashi: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Shrini: post this in dayaa

Shashi: i shall!

Shrini: oh man
i have tears in my eyes

Shashi: i am laughing hysterically
the guy next to me has given up

Gujju Rule-Rs

Q. If the gujju Shahs (like sagar shah) turn cynical, and start doing all mean things and all, why do they rule huge lands suddenly?

A. They become BAD-SHAHs


Corollary: Why is the world appalled by the Shaws (eg. DE Shaw; kiran mazumdar SHAW) who turn cynical and start doing mean things and all?
Coz they become BAD-Shaw or Shaw-king

Perspective joke

Q) If someone is in the mood to make banana milkshake he/she will be fooled into believing that the banana milkshake is a banana. Why?

A) When he/she is in the mood to make banana milkshake, he/she will be thinking, "banana milkshake banana hain".

Inspired from the World Cup...

Why do Brazilians eat South-Indian food?

'Coz they like to samba(r)!

:D

~ SD

Average joke

Q) 60 and 70 were inseparable as best buddies before 80 came along. 70 then became very arrogant, rude and sarcastic. Why?

A) After 80 came along, 70 became mean.

Dracula Joke

Q) Had Dracula been born into a Tamil family, what would he have been called?

A) Vamp Iyer

Police 4ce

Q) If Mahendra Singh Dhoni was in the police force, which division would he be in?

A) Forensics (Four & Six)

All hail Scrabbler.

Cheap puns

Did you hear the one about the movie on premature ejaculation?

Apparently it came too soon to the theatre near you

Potato joke

There was once a potato that went to God and cribbed.

"Dear God, we lead nonexistent lives. These humans, they peel us, boil us, mash us, cut us, fry us, saute us, and finally eat us. Sometimes, our skins are also not spared and they also get eaten. Oh God, please help us in making our lives better."

God answers, "Yummy!".

Note: Joke credited to this woman who recounted to us the time when her History teacher, Mrs. Thyagarajan told them the above joke in school. Nostalgia for all those who were in Cathedral, Mumbai.

P.S: The joke sounded 'funny' when it was told as Ateya has a nice way of telling jokes. Let me see if I can someone to record it when she gets nostalgic again.