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(Inspired by a Tantra T-shirt)
Q: What is another name for a laxative?
A: Download Accelerator

(Inspired by Shrek- The movie)
Q: If, inspired by rich snooty people like Dimple Kapadia, Shrek decides to start a candle making industry using earwax. What will his tagline be to appeal to his supplier base?
A: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lend me you ears ...