Two Christian guys, who are best friends, have a thing for the same girl. They shake hands, and one of them goes, "May the best man loose!". Why ?
Because the winner would get married to the girl, and the loser would be the best man at the wedding.
Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
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