Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Why did they cross the road?

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the quantum chicken not cross the road?
He was already on both sides.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.

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