wordplay

What do you get when you mix hot water, an egg and vinod?
A bollied egg

why does aditya mittal travel a lot?
kyonki AdMi musaafir hai

what is the colour of sammeta's posterior?
RO's ass are red, violets are blue

*****AARGH!!! warning*****

what did sammeta do after he read the joke above?
wo RO padaa

then why did golu laugh?
he found the joke punny