Q: Favourite food of cannibals?
A:Thai food
Q: Favourite game of cannibal children?
A: Swallow the leader
Q: Why didnt the cannibal like his mother-in-law?
A: She gave him indigestion the previous night
Cannibal 1: My dentist is horrible! He gave me a toothache the other day.
Cannibal 2: Mine too. pass the salt.
Cannibal mom to cannibal son: (At the dinner table) What did I tell you? Don't speak when you have someone in your mouth
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his @$$
Q: What did the cannibal eating the clown say?
A: This tastes funny
Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A: They toast the bride and groom
Q: What did the cannibal get when he came late for dinner?
A: The Cold shoulder (inspired by Shaadi se Pehle, awesome hindi movie)
Q: Which would have to be the favourite show of cannibals all over the world?
A: Pamela Anderson Roasted
2 comments:
i loved the dumped girlfriend part. :D
The "Pamela Anderson Roasted" was toooo cooool!!!
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