Sunday, May 21, 2006

Cannibal dayas

Q: Favourite food of cannibals?
A:Thai food

Q: Favourite game of cannibal children?
A: Swallow the leader

Q: Why didnt the cannibal like his mother-in-law?
A: She gave him indigestion the previous night

Cannibal 1: My dentist is horrible! He gave me a toothache the other day.
Cannibal 2: Mine too. pass the salt.

Cannibal mom to cannibal son: (At the dinner table) What did I tell you? Don't speak when you have someone in your mouth

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his @$$

Q: What did the cannibal eating the clown say?
A: This tastes funny

Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A: They toast the bride and groom

Q: What did the cannibal get when he came late for dinner?
A: The Cold shoulder (inspired by Shaadi se Pehle, awesome hindi movie)

Q: Which would have to be the favourite show of cannibals all over the world?
A: Pamela Anderson Roasted

2 comments:

Hashish said...

i loved the dumped girlfriend part. :D

SD said...

The "Pamela Anderson Roasted" was toooo cooool!!!