(Found them on a blog which claimed some of them are original. Thanks to Bond for the links and mail. Here goes...)
Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben (behn) Kingsley did the acting.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
And some random ones...
1. What is the vectorial converse of Sridevi?
Ans. Tabu...
because Sridevi was in Chandni and Tabu was in (should be obvious by now), Chandni BAR.
2. What would Dharmendra say if he wanted Hema Malini to call him up?
Ans. Ring de basanti. :D
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2 comments:
vectorial converse is GOD level joke :D
i had heard the same one with complex numbers funda :P
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