Bolli overkill!

I dont know when did making 'bolli' jokes become cool but I surely am going to join the bandwagon! :)

Q: Why did vinod marry a mallu girl?
Ans: Simbolli!

Q: What song will vinod and his babe sing?
Ans: Khalbolli hai...khalbolli!

Q: And what song will she sing if vinod dumps her?
Ans: Bolliward of broken dreams!