Q: What is the volume of an amnesiac person?
A: (1/3)*pi*r*r*h. Because he keeps saying "main cone hoon!"
Q: What is the same amnesiac's weight?
A: (1/3)*pi*r*r*h*density*g (value of g at varies from place to place)
(from a real-life incident :P)
Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
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